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lightspeedsound:

procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

soakedskin:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

whats that actor from sherlocks name again?

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i dont think so 1987vcrproductions

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

-annoying:

cookiegirl226:

-annoying:

mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

It has to rhyme

i said i don’t know what im doing with my life.. do u think i have the time to come up with a rhyme

stridersknowbest:

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

so dennys posted this

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but then I did a little research of my own and discovered

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nice try dennys

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what exactly are you trying to pull here dennys